The Jazz Perpetrators

Santa’s little musical elves, the Jazz Perpetrators, will be featured again this Thursday, December 19, at Crush Kitchen & Wine House on West Street in Annapolis.  The Perps will be performing from 8 to 11-ish in the evening.  Warm your ears up with some hot jazz while sipping and nibbling on Crush’s menu of wines and foods.

With Christmas less than a week away, our musical miscreants will probably feature a few holiday tunes on Thursday in the hopes that Santa will hear.  And speaking of Santa, here’s a wish list: Stu “Big Air” Bailey wants some new reeds, Jim “Mr. Smooth” Hession wants a crystal brandy snifter with his name engraved on it; Bill “The Bottom” Evans wants his own standup special on Comedy Central; Bob “Sexual Healing” Cuellar wants a jet ski for his pool; and that drummer needs a lobotomy.

So, while you’re out shopping and enjoying the holiday atmosphere in Annapolis this year, make sure to stroll on by Crush and get an earful of jazz. Crush is located at 114 West Street, next door to the Loews Annapolis Hotel.

The Jazz Perpetrators are set to make their next appearance at Annapolis’ premier wine & food spot, Crush Kitchen & Wine House, next Wednesday, November 27.  If you need to relax after peeling potatoes, defrosting turkey, and de-lumping gravy in preparation for Turkey Day, this is your chance!

Thanksgiving is truly a day to spend with loved ones and friends, expressing gratitude for our blessings in this world.  The Perps are thankful for you, our faithful followers, and hope you will take a few minutes (or longer) out of your T-Day preparations to come see us at Crush and gobble on something other than turkey for a bit.  We’ll definitely make it worth the trip, and you’ll leave all mellowed-out for the next day.

So swing on over to Crush and get your grape on – the food and drink is available all night, and the band plays from 7 to 11pm. See you there!

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com/.

The Jazz Perpetrators are set to make their next appearance at Annapolis’ premier wine & food spot, Crush Kitchen & Wine House this Thursday, November 7, and if the last gig is any indication, a great time can be expected.

Last time, Perps organist Bob “Superbad” Cuellar was unable to make the gig, but the band’s fans will once again get to hear him add his hot R&B stylings to the coolness that is the Perpetrators in full jazzbo mode.

Crush, which is located at 114 West Street, next to Loews Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle, is an ideal venue in which to kick back with a glass of wine, some great food and friends and catch the Perps’ special brand of sophisticated sonic ambience as they groove the night away with their special combination of low volume & high spirits. So swing on over to Crush and get your grape on – the food and drink is available all night, and the band plays from 7 to 11pm. See you there!

Get your goblin on and head over to Crush Kitchen & Wine House on Thursday, October 24, for a cauldron full of smooth jazz at a volume that won’t have your ears screaming in terror the next day!  The Perps will be playing from 7-ish to 11-ish at Crush, located in beautiful downtown Annapolis next to the Loews Hotel (114 West Street).

Don’t miss this opportunity to see and hear the Perps as they deliver their special combination of high spirits and low volume, the ideal sonic compliment to Crush’s warm European ambience.  The Perps specialize in foot-tapping (not bone-rattling) sounds!

Make a reservation by visiting http://www.crushwinehouse.com.

The Jazz Perpetrators are set to jazz up the Entrepreneurs Exchange Signature Mixer this Thursday, October 17, at Homestead Gardens in Davidsonville, just south of Annapolis. The fun runs from 6 to 8 pm.

This event, EE’s fourth annual signature mixer, will feature the drawing for EE’s “Encredible Raffle” along with the Perps own special brand of high-spirited/low volume jazz-ma-nazz. Come join local movers and shakers (unlike Congress they know how to get things done) as they catch up with each other, make new contacts, exchange ideas, and generally celebrate life as it should be.

So put on your schmoozing shoes on and head on down for an evening of networking and relaxation, good food & drink and music that won’t rattle your teeth!  Homestead Gardens is located at 743 West Central Avenue in Davidsonville.  Admission to the mixer is $35 for EE members, $45 for non-members until October 16, then the price goes up by $5 on event day.  For info or to buy your tickets in advance, visit http://www.eebiz.org.

The Perps are doing their low volume/hi spirits thing again this Thursday, September 26, at the Crush Kitchen and Wine House, located at 114 West Street, next to Loews Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle. The grape flows all night and the Perps will play from 7 to 11-ish.

Come on down for some great food & wine and tunes you won’t hear anywhere else played at a volume that won’t have you saying “huh?” the next day!

Further info is available at: http://www.crushwinehouse.com/

Well, August has ended up being a pretty cool month compared to our usual Maryland summers…but don’t despair!  You can still heat up your August with the The Jazz Perpetrators this Thursday, August 29, at Crush Kitchen & Wine House in Annapolis! The Perps will be there to help you ease your way into Labor Day Weekend 2013 with steamy tunes while you enjoy the savory delights that Crush has to offer!

Don’t miss this opportunity to see and hear the Perps as they deliver their special combination of high spirits and low volume, the ideal sonic compliment to Crush’s warm European ambience. Crush is located at 114 West Street, next to the Loews Annapolis Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle. Music is scheduled to run from about 7:30 until 11pm.

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com/.  Reservations are strongly recommended, as this will be a busy weekend in town! The Drum Corps Association Championships will be held his weekend at the Navy Marine Corps Stadium, and you’ll undoubtedly see some of their entourage while in town this weekend.

Wine, women and song – as Meatloaf says, two out of three ain’t bad. The Crush Kitchen & Wine House in Annapolis and local tunesmiths The Jazz Perpetrators will provide the wine and song; but you’ll have to provide/meet your own companion.

Due to the popularity of earlier wine tasting/jazz night events, Crush has again invited local smoothies The Jazz Perpetrators to add their special brand of sophisticated sonic ambience to dinner on Thursday, May 23.   The Perps will be playing for your dining and wining pleasure throughout the evening.  And, if you are a friend of The Perps, mention it to your server and you’ll receive 20% off of your check that evening!

Don’t miss this opportunity to see and hear the Perps as they deliver their special combination of high spirits and low volume, the ideal sonic compliment to Crush’s warm European ambience. Crush is located at 114 West Street, next to Lowe’s Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle.

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com/

This is one of a series of monthly Thursday evening appearances for the Perpetrators at Crush. The next date is scheduled for Thursday, June 20.

Music is scheduled to run from about 7:30 until 11pm. So swing on over to Crush and get your grape on. And remember that old truism: the more you drink, the better the band sounds!

Due to the popularity of last month’s first wine tasting event/jazz night at the Crush Kitchen & Wine House in Annapolis, The Jazz Perpetrators will once again add their special brand of sophisticated sonic ambience to another wine tasting event at Crush on Thursday, March 28. This event is a perfect combination of fine wine & music designed for refined tastes. The hour-long wine tasting will begin at 6:30 and the band will start after it concludes and play for the patrons’ dining and listening pleasure.

Don’t miss this opportunity to see and hear the Perps as they deliver their special combination of high spirits and low volume, the ideal sonic compliment to Crush’s warm European ambience. Crush is located at 114 West Street, next to Lowe’s Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle.

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com/

This is the first of a series of monthly Thursday evening appearances for the Perpetrators at Crush. Upcoming dates include:

• April 18 (Jazz Dinner),
• May 23 (Wine Tasting), and
• June 20 (Jazz Dinner).

Music is scheduled to run from about 7:30 until 11pm.

So swing on over to Crush and get your grape on. And remember that old truism: the more you drink, the better the band sounds!

Annapolis favorites The Jazz Perpetrators will be providing their special brand of sophisticated sonic ambience for the Crush Kitchen & Wine House’s wine tasting event on Thursday, March 28. This event promises to be an ideal combination of fine wine & music designed for sophisticated tastes, with the tasting beginning at 6:30 and the Perps playing from 8 until 11pm.

Don’t miss this opportunity to see and hear the Perps as they deliver their special combination of high spirits and low volume, the ideal sonic compliment to Crush’s warm European ambience. Scene of the crime is 114 West Street, just a few blocks from Church Circle.

For more info, contact Crush by phone (410-216-9444) or online (http://www.crushwinehouse.com/ ). Reservations for this event can be made online at:
http://argentinawinetasting.eventbrite.com/#

So vamonos muchachos and tango on down to Crush to enjoy an evening of excellent wine & song. And remember that old truism: the more you drink, the better the band sounds!