The Jazz Perpetrators

Halloween’s coming early this year for patrons of the Crush Kitchen and Wine House in Annapolis. Instead of swinging the night away on the third Thursday of the month, the Jazz Perpetrators will sneak in a week early with candy corn and honking horns on Thursday, October 9.

Although the date is different, gig time will be the same, with the ghostly groovers kicking off their “high spirits/low volume” approach at 8pm and ending at 11pm, which ought to give everyone enough time to get home before their cars turn into pumpkins at the witching hour.

Crush is located at 114 West Street in Annapolis, right next to the Loews Annapolis Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle. Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com.

Later in the month (Thursday, Oct 23 to be exact), the Perps will also provide the musical entertainment at the Entrepreneurs Exchange (EE) annual Signature Mixer. The event will be held at Homestead Gardens’ Severna Park location (522 Ritchie Highway) from 6pm until 8pm.

Although the event is sponsored by EE, the general public is also welcome to attend. The price of admission includes a selection of food and beverages from local restaurants, door prizes, and a 50/50 raffle. Attendees will also get the opportunity to network at sponsor tables to learn about what makes their businesses tick.  For more information and tickets, visit http://www.eebiz.org.

We hope to see you at one or both of these events!

We’re right in the middle of July, and around these parts that means heat, humidity, sweat and sizzle. Luckily for you, the perfect antidote is available in the coolness that is the swinging sounds of the Jazz Perpetrators.

You do enough sweating and fretting all day long at your job, sitting in traffic, cutting the grass, fixing stuff around the house, and keeping the kids amused and out of trouble. Time for a little “you time” and what better way to do that than by relaxing with a good meal and some fine wine while unwinding to the sounds of the Perps, the band that knows how it goes.

The Perps will bring their special musical combination of high spirits and low volume to the Crush Kitchen & Wine House this Thursday, July 17, beginning around 8pm. Crush is located at 114 West Street in Annapolis, right next to Loews Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle.

Some special guests may be sitting in, so come on out, check out the sounds, and have a drink, but don’t get too tipsy – you may have to pick them out of a lineup someday.

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com.

June is busting out all over, as the song goes; and as the song goes, so goes that merry bunch of tunesmiths, the Jazz Perpetrators. The Perps (the combo that looks good in orange) will keep things cooking with their trademark high spirited/low volume musical high jinks this Thursday, June 19, at the Crush Kitchen & Wine House, located at 114 West Street in Annapolis, right next to Loews Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle.

Crazy as June bugs and ready to swing into the summer season, the Perps will perform as a quartet for your dining and dancing pleasure while founding Perp Bob “Sexual Healing” Cuellar checks out the pool at his new home in Florida. (Some guys have all the luck.) So come on out, have a drink and soak up the soothing sounds of a band that knows how to get your toes tapping without making your ears bleed.

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com.

May your wallet be heavy and your heart be light. May your cares be few and your delights be many. May you find a break in the day-to-day grind with a relaxing evening out with the Jazz Perpetrators, the band voted Most Likely To Secede From the Musicians Union.

Those rebels of rhythm will perform their next evening of low volume hipitude on Thursday, May 22 at the Crush Kitchen & Wine House, located at 114 West Street in Annapolis, right next to Loews Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle.

Come on by, kick back and enjoy life as the folks at Crush pour your wine and serve your food while the Perps refresh your spirit with their patented blend of music delivered with high spirits and low volume. You may never have a better opportunity to savor life as it’s meant to be, so get off that insane train you’ve been riding on and relax for a while.

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com/ .

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Jazz Perpetrators will NOT be performing at Crush Kitchen & Wine House this Thursday, May 15, as originally announced.

Sorry for the letdown, but fear not!  The Perps will be back soon.  Keep your eyes open for another email announcing our next performance, and check back here for updates as well.
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It’s official: spring is here, and the Jazz Perpetrators are ready to play some cool sounds to welcome back the warm weather. Scene of the sonic crime will be the Crush Kitchen & Wine House this Thursday, April 17. Sit back and enjoy some primo food and wine as the Perps lay down their patented blend of high spirits and low volume.

Toss the snow shovel all the way to the back of the shed and get into relaxation mode. You made it through another messy winter, so now it’s time to treat yourself to a little “you time” – let the world take care of itself while the 1-2-3 punch of wine, women and song knocks your blues for a loop.

The Crush Kitchen & Wine House is located at 114 West Street in Annapolis, right next to the Loews Annapolis Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle. Known for its sophisticated menu and extensive wine list, it’s the ideal spot for kicking back with a glass of wine, some great food and friends while catching the Perps’ sonic coolness. So put away those snow boots and come on down. See you there!

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com.

If you’re as sick of winter as the rest of us, come on out to the Crush Kitchen & Wine House this Thursday, March 20, and relax with some primo food and wine as the Jazz Perpetrators’ music heats things up enough to turn Frosty the Snowman into a wine cooler.

Celebrate the end of snow drifts, school closings, twenty-car pile ups on the beltway and slip-‘n-slide sidewalks with some low-burning jazz from the band that knows how to entertain a crowd without blowing their ears off. Crush Kitchen & Wine House is located at 114 West Street in Annapolis.

Crush – located next to Loews Hotel and just a few blocks from Church Circle – is known for its sophisticated menu and extensive wine list, and is the ideal spot for kicking back with a glass of wine, some great food and friends while catching the Perps’ special brand of sonic ambiance. So swing on down, get your grape on and show that Pennsylvania rodent who’s boss. See you there!

Dinner reservations can be made by phone (410-216-9444) or online: http://www.crushwinehouse.com.